I’m definitely not jealous that you guys can eat 40 gallons of fat and cream and it has no deleterious effects. Meanwhile I drink one glass of OJ and suddenly doctors think I’m diabetic. Nope. Not jealous. Not jealous at all.
Hey, want to buy my books? There are two volumes available and they're on sale at Jetpack Press. You can buy online and if you ask Ralph when you order, and he remembers to tell me, I'll put a sketch in the book and personalize it for you.
I’m definitely not jealous that you guys can eat 40 gallons of fat and cream and it has no deleterious effects. Meanwhile I drink one glass of OJ and suddenly doctors think I’m diabetic. Nope. Not jealous. Not jealous at all.