I recommend large quantities of catnip. Maybe that’ll mellow out ol’ sourpuss. But first, he’ll run around like his butt’s on fire! Make sure to have your video recorder on standby.
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I think Moe might be defective
I recommend large quantities of catnip. Maybe that’ll mellow out ol’ sourpuss. But first, he’ll run around like his butt’s on fire! Make sure to have your video recorder on standby.